Ummmm.... How’s that?

Focus on the Family, Family Research Council and allllll the other hate groups have been sending cash money to various influencers of public opinion in Africa for at least a decade now. African politicians, church leadersm media personalities, etc have all been suckling at the teat of American hate groups.... Unless…

What about the mustard that comes with every Chinese food order? I’ve never opened that mustard. I like mustard just fine, but I’ve never ordered some lo mein and been like, “You know what this could use? Some generic hot mustard.”

Lost in all the talk of Hitler & Goebbels, Colonel CenturyLink never seems to get his due.

Several people asked you about Croatian soccer today?

Bravo.

I’ve been living in Asia for about 5 years now, with many trips back to the US but none to Boston, and BHBA is easily in my top ten of things I desperately miss.

Not quite, but when I propositioned her for sexn that night she thought about it pensively for a minute and then replied simply: “only if it’s fast and you do all the work.”

#613 is their “educator” motto. If a customoer looks at a product for more than a minute (ie 61 seconds) store/showroom employees are supposed to speak to them about the product for 3 minutes. It’s like a little insidery joke they have, with games and rewards and stuff. For example, in the second week of June (i.e.…

I think that’s a mischaracterization. I dated two girls that worked there and they both loved to fuck. And Soulcycle.

Which crossfit gym is this, precisely?

The irony is that those that do call you a Pumpkin Spice Basic Bitch are as fanatical about conformity to their way of thinking as the Lululemon people are to theirs....actually probably moreso.

I dated a girl (ok, two) (at separate times!) that worked there, and both of them responded exactly the same when I used the word ‘cult’:

Can I have some of your cocaine?

#613

Because they really make nice stuff.... I mean, I’m a dude, so I’m coming at this from the menswear side, but take it for what it’s worth, their product design, functionality and fabric quality are all top notch.

Jesus christ, who called the fucking Fun Narcos?

No, but it has been a historically exclusive enterprise, where only priveleged white male elites were allowed in. And in some places (Augusta) it still is.

I just don’t think the dude has a nose for the goal. I mean, Deuce and LD were never the physical marvels that Jozy once was and yet they never have/had any trouble finding the net.

I hear this about Jozy constantly, and while there is some tactical merit to (big bodied striker outmuscles defenders and holds the ball while waiting for the midfield to get up the field) I find that this seems to be his only trick. He’s actually a pretty quick guy and very nimble with the ball, I don’t understand…