I’ve been living in Asia for about 5 years now, with many trips back to the US but none to Boston, and BHBA is easily in my top ten of things I desperately miss.

Not quite, but when I propositioned her for sexn that night she thought about it pensively for a minute and then replied simply: “only if it’s fast and you do all the work.”

#613 is their “educator” motto. If a customoer looks at a product for more than a minute (ie 61 seconds) store/showroom employees are supposed to speak to them about the product for 3 minutes. It’s like a little insidery joke they have, with games and rewards and stuff. For example, in the second week of June (i.e.…

I think that’s a mischaracterization. I dated two girls that worked there and they both loved to fuck. And Soulcycle.

Which crossfit gym is this, precisely?

The irony is that those that do call you a Pumpkin Spice Basic Bitch are as fanatical about conformity to their way of thinking as the Lululemon people are to theirs....actually probably moreso.

I dated a girl (ok, two) (at separate times!) that worked there, and both of them responded exactly the same when I used the word ‘cult’:

Can I have some of your cocaine?

#613

Because they really make nice stuff.... I mean, I’m a dude, so I’m coming at this from the menswear side, but take it for what it’s worth, their product design, functionality and fabric quality are all top notch.

Malaysia has been censoring the internet for years. Ever try to access porn there? It’s not impossible, but they definitely make a solid C- effort to root our porn in the country. And don’t forget, in Malaysia, a C- effort is as good as it gets.... unless you’re a bumiputera, in which case it’s graded as an A even…

Jesus christ, who called the fucking Fun Narcos?

No, but it has been a historically exclusive enterprise, where only priveleged white male elites were allowed in. And in some places (Augusta) it still is.

I just don’t think the dude has a nose for the goal. I mean, Deuce and LD were never the physical marvels that Jozy once was and yet they never have/had any trouble finding the net.

I hear this about Jozy constantly, and while there is some tactical merit to (big bodied striker outmuscles defenders and holds the ball while waiting for the midfield to get up the field) I find that this seems to be his only trick. He’s actually a pretty quick guy and very nimble with the ball, I don’t understand…

Klinsmann’s Germanic style of play is generally very well-suited to European competition but not so much toward CONCACAF opponents I think. This is why you always find them in headscratching games of playing up to the level of very talented teams (Germany, NL, Portugal, Belgium, etc) and down to the level of…

Except fire in the belly. Bradley is great, he really is, and will probably go down as the best we’ve ever produced to date. But he’s a technocrat, I’ve never seen any sort of passion or emotion out of him. Deuce has that homegrown Texas ‘fuck you’ swagger that a young team feeds off of. You could tell that much…

Don’t be silly. No one punts in flag. That’s for pussies.

Best use of photoshop I’ve ever seen.

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