The game is ruthless man, you got to get paid above all else. Players really don't care about winning as much as fans do I don't think. They like it, sure, but it's business first for most of them.

As a Jets fan myself, I think this is incredibly unlikely, because, well, The Jets....HOWEVER. I am wondering if they're blowing a whole bunch of smoke about not wanting Mariota and making indications to Philly that they'll trade their pick to them if he's on the board at 6 only to be all like SIKE! and draft Mariota…

HE WAS NEVAH OW-AH TYPAH GUY.

If Mariota is there at 6 the Jets should take him and never look back.

Except he'll hold out after the first two seasons.

I'm really disappointed by the lack of cunnilingus jokes here.

Celery, carrot, onion, pickled jalepenos, a squeeze of lemon juice and light mayo.

If this was an attempt at a joke, you failed.

I don't want to live in a world where inter-racial hentai gangbangs aren't the way "it's supposed to be."

Next time, tell him what Dan Savage says when people ask him if black guys have bigger wangs: Yes, but so do white people, hispanic people, Asian people, Indians, Innuit, etc.

Really? I don't think I've ever come across a vagina I didn't like....

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

It's a safety school for people who can't get into DPU.

This makes sense, Thais are in many ways the Italians of Asia.

Derp derp derp, he doesn't play the game the Right Way like we do. #doyourjob

BB knew Pete Carroll was gonna be a smug sonofabitch and try something fancy in that situation. What an idiot.

Replying twice to the same comment is definitely not overcompensating.

Durrr we do things the Right Way. #BAHSTAHNSTRONG!!!!

So you seem to think a third of the country lives in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine??

Seconded.