If Mariota is there at 6 the Jets should take him and never look back.

Except he'll hold out after the first two seasons.

I'm really disappointed by the lack of cunnilingus jokes here.

Celery, carrot, onion, pickled jalepenos, a squeeze of lemon juice and light mayo.

If this was an attempt at a joke, you failed.

I don't want to live in a world where inter-racial hentai gangbangs aren't the way "it's supposed to be."

Next time, tell him what Dan Savage says when people ask him if black guys have bigger wangs: Yes, but so do white people, hispanic people, Asian people, Indians, Innuit, etc.

Really? I don't think I've ever come across a vagina I didn't like....

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

It's a safety school for people who can't get into DPU.

This makes sense, Thais are in many ways the Italians of Asia.

Derp derp derp, he doesn't play the game the Right Way like we do. #doyourjob

BB knew Pete Carroll was gonna be a smug sonofabitch and try something fancy in that situation. What an idiot.

Replying twice to the same comment is definitely not overcompensating.

The UAE has relatively little oil compared to most of it's Middle Eastern neighbors, and shit, even compared to the U.S. Brunei produces more oil than the UAE.

Durrr we do things the Right Way. #BAHSTAHNSTRONG!!!!

It's much much much cleaner than it used to be. They've even revived the cross-harbor swim race that they had to stop in the early 70s because the water is so much cleaner.

So you seem to think a third of the country lives in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine??

Seconded.

You have only yourself to blame for being a Bills fan.