And why do you think you'd be risking your life??? Do you just, not fly?

What the fuck does that have to do with legroom??

I'm ashamed to admit this took me a minute.

Don't the Bills play a bunch of games in Toronto every year? Why not just play it there?

These are not people who deserve a fourth ring. They deserve an alternate universe where that loss to Kansas City really WAS the death blow, and Brady is replaced by Jeneane Garofalo, and Garofalo ends up sucking, and Brady gets pissed and forces a trade to the Jets and wins five more Super Bowls.

This girl just has it all going on. What I would give for one date with her....

Dear God. That is fucking awful.

I know two where I live.....which is Hong Kong.

Flying is already unpleasant enough without the risk of having to look directly at eachother. The risk of accidental eye contact here is entirely too high.

What in the fuck? That's really what you see here? A misogynist conspiracy on Jezebel?!?!

Because feminism means it's ok to criticize a successful woman if she's a self-involved know-nothing that some people bizarrely seem to give a fuck about.

I would star this for hours if I could.

I have a feeling their airline sponsor might have a slight issue with that....

This is the most New England Thing ever.

Old man hot take: Hand the ball to the official upon scoring. Act like you've been there before.

By the way, if the Eagles somehow win a Super Bowl with Mark fucking Sanchez at QB, I think that would be the coolest thing ever.

I agree to this....assuming you haven't read the "LADIEZZ GUIDE TO NUTSHOTS" (ed note: may not have been the actual title) that was posted here yesterday.

Easy for you to say- presumably coming from the first world. Free trade ends poverty in developing world nations.

And how we gonna do that?

Speaking as a straight male.... HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!