Speaking as a straight male.... HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!

Hmmm.... this was probably uncalled for and definitely assault.

I approve of this. Also: what they were saying probably wasn't vile, it just sounded that way because it was in French....

That's pretty fuckin' ninja girl. Nice work.

As a Jets fan, let me be the first to say I'm ha-

This is an amazing metaphor.

Don't clutch those pearls so tight. You might hurt yourself.

You may want to give birth sans medical interventions, including pain relief of any kind.

This is the best comment I've read on Deadspin in a very long time.

No dude. Nothing is worse than Red Sox fans. Boston people get sanctimonious as fuck about sports because they know it's the only way their provincial little backwater town stays relevant. Chicagoans have no such existential anxiety about their place in the world.

Popovich isn't an asshole about it.

God that was awful. Why was he out of breath?

This one was especially brutal. I mean, against the Bills?

In a related story, anonymous Jets players lament that Geno Smith isn't good enough.

Same old Jest.

Yeah, not like Kanye at all.

Ah yes, #sticktosports .... We haven't heard that in a while, thanks.

What a fucking idiot. This guy is really the worst.

Racism fan then?

You can spike the football as along as you're not a "thug."