This is the best comment I've read on Deadspin in a very long time.

No dude. Nothing is worse than Red Sox fans. Boston people get sanctimonious as fuck about sports because they know it's the only way their provincial little backwater town stays relevant. Chicagoans have no such existential anxiety about their place in the world.

Popovich isn't an asshole about it.

God that was awful. Why was he out of breath?

This one was especially brutal. I mean, against the Bills?

In a related story, anonymous Jets players lament that Geno Smith isn't good enough.

Same old Jest.

Yeah, not like Kanye at all.

Ah yes, #sticktosports .... We haven't heard that in a while, thanks.

What a fucking idiot. This guy is really the worst.

Racism fan then?

You can spike the football as along as you're not a "thug."

At his prime Jeter was not the best to play his position. In any given year he may not have been, but it's pretty hard to argue that he wasn't the best over the 20 year span of his career. Consistency matters, particularly in baseball.

Welcome back Emma. Please tell me you'll do the occasional Deadspin post for old time's sake. We've missed you.

No one adjusts their jorts with a sultry flirty look on their face.

Shonn Greene: I carry my children no more than two yards at a time.

Why do you equate winning with dating someone your own age?

My dad was in his 50s when I was born... a LOT more men can reproduce into their 40s 50s and even 60s than can women.

He wasn't forced. And as he said he was clearly enjoying. Stop being such a prude.

Ohhhhhh my god this is insufferable drivel. Seriously, you're like a satirized version of a liberal that some sort of mildly creative conservative pundit would conjure.