Yep. Me too.

Oh thank God. I was worried that this piece was so genuinely feel good it would be impossible for anyone to troll it. Thank heavens I was wrong.

Wait....Tim Howard is black?

The wedding industrial complex was invented solely by, and perpetuated solely by women. If it were up to men weddings would almost always be a simple courthouse affair.

Preach.

No you're really not. Not for saying that at least.

Agreed.

Such a stereotypically patriarchal comment.... why can't it be sperm shells?

Yes. They are against partying.

Bill Clinton's extramarital affairs were all consensual.

This is such a perfect comment.

Colin Cowherd just got his first soccer-related erection on the back of that stat.

So on point......

How does it make you feel to be the sports equivalent of a teabagger who hangs around trolling in the comments section of Gawker posts?

Can we dispense with the fucking stereotypes please? Saying all soccer fans are hipsters is like saying all football fans are beer-swilling bros or all baseball fans are pretentious geriatrics constantly talking about the good old days of the game.

Speak for yourself.

Yes...let's body shame her for not being fat and short enough. Great.

You're* If you want to get people to take you seriously, learn the fucking language.

"...perpetuates and exacerbates grave injustices in the name of profits for the ultra-rich."

Ugh. This is a reminder of why you are terrible. You dig out a resignation letter of a disgruntled employee from the late 80s that mentions nothing specific with regard to the organization's alleged evils as your best case against the organization.