This is such a perfect comment.

Colin Cowherd just got his first soccer-related erection on the back of that stat.

So on point......

How does it make you feel to be the sports equivalent of a teabagger who hangs around trolling in the comments section of Gawker posts?

Can we dispense with the fucking stereotypes please? Saying all soccer fans are hipsters is like saying all football fans are beer-swilling bros or all baseball fans are pretentious geriatrics constantly talking about the good old days of the game.

Speak for yourself.

Yes...let's body shame her for not being fat and short enough. Great.

You're underinformed and overtly ignorant.

You're* If you want to get people to take you seriously, learn the fucking language.

"...perpetuates and exacerbates grave injustices in the name of profits for the ultra-rich."

Ugh. This is a reminder of why you are terrible. You dig out a resignation letter of a disgruntled employee from the late 80s that mentions nothing specific with regard to the organization's alleged evils as your best case against the organization.

A logical fallacy that misrepresents or deviates from the original topic and/or argument. The topic was rape jokes, and how Asa Akira thinks they're funny, and you made an irrelevant reference to how the actual crime of rape is often justified by perpetrators and society at large.

Straw Man alert!

Even the Jets beat writers are a circus.... Is Rex Ryan their coach too?

It's like Peacecorps dude, I'm making the world a better place.....by reminding everyone but Browns and Jags fans that it could be much, much worse.

You don't get it dude. He was an undersized, undrafted worker that fought through his lack of pedigree and natural athletic talent to the level that most NFL players have, and succeeded. Carved out a notch for himself. Became Mr. Third Down. Referring me to his stats just proves how fucking dense you are, like…

It's best not to think about that....

Yeah....dude was already calling for Tim Tebow to start when they were drafting Mark Sanchez.

The pay is shit.

"Hung around"? He was Mr. Third Down. A local walk on guy from Hofstra who made good by not only making the team, but contributing for 11 seasons. I would much rather lionize a guy like that than a hack like Randy Moss who always underplayed his talent level for pretty much his entire career.