I didn't know Idris Elba coached the Raptors. That guy is really versatile.

I can't prove you're racist, but I can make a good case that you're a moron. How much do you think it cost the gov't to host the Miami Heat at the White House?

Wow. Such poor taste.

Everyone knows Samer's a Jets fan, you guys.

Well it's the right size and shape she's used to....

Hello from Jets Nation. Buttfumble capital of the world.

Most informed observers would disagree. Portugal is over-respected based on reputation.

Have more coffee. Seriously.

Yes. This has happened to me.

Rule # 215: If you're getting upset about the term "female" being used to describe women, you're focusing on the wrong problem.

Do you know what a "dude" actually means? One could very easily make the argument it's significantly more derogatory than "female."

I don't think many men would be particularly bothered if we were though.

Yes. This. Thank you.

Maybe why don't you save your criticisms for things you've actually seen?

Agreed. I want to make babies with her. She's somehow both smokin' hot and super cute at the same time. The two are usually mutually exclusive.

"You don't agree with me ergo you're a misogynist"

No, it's the definition of reasonable doubt.

Don't feed the Jezebel readers the chum they're so desperately looking for. Just acknowledge that all men are violent rapists and that your penis is a deadly weapon so we can all move on.

Diane Rehm is still alive?

Sensing the impending rule change, Kerry Rhodes filed his retirement papers today.