This is a spot on impression of an ignorant New England sports fan. +1, bro.

I had the same thought.

Jesus. I'm a dude who likes sports, and I read books. The two are not mutually exclusive.... and reinforcing the stereotype that "dudebros"- in the parlance of our time- can't also be educated and interested in the world is as much of a Red Herring as the "man-hating feminist" trope.

The American Academy of Pediatrics and World Health Organization disagree with you.

Why? What went over my head?

It would be lost on them, because they're not idiots.

Hey guy, I think you're lost. That type of simplistic geopolitical "analysis" belongs around the corner, at Gawker. If you have trouble finding it, just following the wafting smell of smug self-righteousness. Its particularly easy to find on days Hamilton Nolan is working.

This is amazing. Best use of GIF technology ever.

I'm just waiting for the NFL to introduce Pink Socks..... to the bemusement of 12 year olds and Deadspin readers the world over.

Somewhere in a flyover state some kid's head is exploding over the fact that people think there isn't enough Jets coverage in the media.

You sir, are a cunt.

Hahahahaha LeSean McCoy follows Skip Bayless on Twitter. That's the real story here.

Schadenboner every time I think about the fact that Darrelle Revis chose to go to this dumpster fire run by an asshole coach in an irrelevant media market just for an extra $3 million per season.

I suppose it depends on your reading of it. The context of the interview was such that she was being asked about here life, not relationships in general. My issue that there tends to be a generally negative attitude around here when even self proclaimed feminists espouse some preference for some aspects of tradition…

She said her way was the only way that works for her. Which led the OP to drop some melodramatic gif action on us. Is that really the type tolerance and acceptance you're referring to? Seems kinda judgy to me.

Around here, suggesting that some semblance of traditionalized gender roles is not inherently antithetical to equality does qualify as an independent thought yes.

Don't forget Spring Break!

Yeah that may not work. If you present the prospect of all the orgasm with none of the work to these assholes, they'll think you're rewarding them.

[golf clap]

That should be the title of sequel to the Palin-themed porno: