Is there a Kerry Rhodes angle here I wonder? If there is, I'm sure Deadspin will dig it up and devote entirely too much time to it.

No one. Gives a fuck. About Kerry Rhodes. I'm all for stamping out homophobia and promoting equality and all that but this is such a fucking non story. Come on Deadspin, this is First Take-esque levels of manufactured "journalism."

Apropos of nothing, fuck Darelle Revis. He deserves to be on a team even more dysfunctional than the Jets.

Dear God this is perfect

My buddy started Dallas Clark over Julius Thomas.

Why is the video clip in Spanish?

Not the dog's fault the guy's an asshole. I hope the dog runs over him.

Fail.

One of the models is wearing a #24 Jets jersey. I really hope the NFL realizes that even lady jet fans know that Darelle Revis plays in Tampa now.

One of the models is wearing a #24 Jets jersey. I really hope the NFL realizes that even lady jet fans know that Darelle Revis plays in Tampa now.

In fairness to the athlete in question, it was ESPN The Magazine and the "journalism" contained therein was by far the least valuable part.

As a Jets fan who lived in Boston for five years, Drew's takedown of the Boston fanbase was about the most fucking cathartic thing I've ever read.

THANK YOU. I made a very similar comment, which i'm quite proud of on this very subject.

A gun enthusiast getting arrested for taking a loaded gun somewhere they are prohibited and being punished for that is not irony.

Feminism is about people being empowered to make their own choices right? If some women like that stuff, they should be de facto shamed because someone else is telling her what "porn for women" should be, and hence what all women should find attractive. There shouldn't be porn for women, there should just be porn…

No but I know some brick walls that are.

First of all......what?

You are saying that consenting adults who engage in rape simulation are immoral? How is that different that saying homosexual sex is immoral a la christian conservative douchbags? Sounds like sex negative, biased bullshit.

That's not a jet.