It will be Janet Yellin. Everyone knows this, no one takes Summers as Fed Chair rumors seriously.

Brett Favre would like your email address.

Short skirts and tank tops do it for me....

Finally someone stands up for sexting. My lady and I sext prodigiously and she loves getting Ps of the D. I also like what I get back from her.

I laughed.... +1

Well played sir.

So, so good. +1

Would anyone be surprised if it turned out to be Jay Cutler in full-body blackface or Mark Sanchez after a few days of not using SPF?

I knew it was going to be way different as soon as I heard that they couldn't get everyone's schedules to line up right. It was clever how they did it, but not terribly funny and too much reliance on bit characters.

It had nothing to do with money, it was working around all the actors' schedules....

That line bothered me too.

No, he was providing context as someone who has lived in Asia as an expat. Tone it down.

Agree with the sentiment but as poetry goes this is actually pretty terrible.

As a Jets fan, I want to disagree, but I can't. He's the only NFL coach that has a life outside football (excluding Bill Bellichick, whose hobby outside football is hunting humans with exotic implements of death for sport), and that's cool. It does get old constantly seeing him in the headlines for reasons not…

That was fantastic....+1

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and give her the sploosh....

WEASEL COACH!!!!

We've all been there. Al Roker did it at the fucking White House for God's sake. I don't think that's the kind of place where you can discreetly dispose of the uh, evidence, either.

Right, and thank god this fine website, part of the Gawker network, would never stoop to such low-brow, ribald publishing tactics....

Considering I'm a Hong Kong permanent resident, yes, I do.