Personally I'm shocked that this article was written without reference to the landmark Supreme Court decision on the case of Shower v. Grower.

Yep. All of this is 100% true. I was one of those sheepish "are you ok?" guys until I was with someone a few years older than me that had no qualms about telling me to pull her hair and smack her ass, and ever since I incorporated more roughness into my routine the orgasms on the other end got a lot harder and more…

Terrorist indeed.

He didn't need to, the Jets took up that mantle last year.

I work with a few guys from Manchester, they've been in the pub since the announcement..... I stopped by after hitting the gym around 8pm and some of them were crying....

I know many will find this heretical, but I prefer Jersey marsh crabs to anything from Maryland. Here's my recipe:

Tebow's first time experiencing 'release' was not nearly as pleasurable as he'd been led to believe.

Anyone else see the irony in pjh2331 trolling on the subject of trolling? It's so beautiful in its simplicity. Philosophy courses could be taught on the subject.

In a related announcement, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that any New Yorkers feeling suicideal should call 212-660-WFAN and ask with "Mike F."

Well, they stopped putting out after Tebow came to town, so I've moved on.

Outdoor hockey in LA? What was Marlins stadium booked?

I hate that you got to this before I did..... +1

I actually hate that I get this. You nailed it though.

I have a lot of respect for Zack Greinke after this. Pitchers are usually straight up fucking pussies.

My dermatologist actually recommended I get more exposure to UV, particularly in the winter.

They fucking play lacrosse for christ sakes

God Damn! That's an ugly baby....

\White male says something.

This is spot on.... It's actually surprising how often the Family Values/Religious crowd and certain corners of the Feminism movement overlap on sex negativity.

The 'lede' role? Seriously?