This was on network tv? Jesus I've been out of the country too long. America got cooler since I've been gone.

Because men that are into really attractive women are all dicks! Well Said.

Hugo, you are to men what Stephen the "House Nigger" was to the slaves in Django Unchained. There is no low to which you will not stoop to impugne the character, civility and general humanity of half the world's population (of which you happen to be a part).

It be our responsibility to civilize them savages!

Thank God. There is at least one non-crazy person here.

Well said. I also found the whole "we need to teach men not to rape" thing incredibly patronizing (as a dude). That some men rape is not proof that all men are primitive beasts that need to be properly socialized by women.

I am so in love with this girl.

Haha nicely done.

Insert Chris Christie joke here.

Yes, but the wooden water mains in Brooklyn are the result of Hipsters' preference for ironically old-timey stuff.

Is that a stereotype? Girls have been outperforming boys on math tests for years now.

Gawker Media Group: Clickbaiting the shit out of its readers for 10 years!

Good point. Despite the dong shots and poop jokes, the Deadspin team are the closest GMG has to real journalists. The Manti Te'o thing is a great example.

Wow. So well said. +1

I chortled.

Half the Deadspin commentariat groaned when you introduced the Jets angle.

His next stop? Elba.

When reached for comment, Mike D'Antoni acknowledged that things weren't looking good: "Obviously, the new Deadspin layout is awful, and I'm still not sure what this Kinja thing is."

"Nope....All true"

Sometimes it's just nice to lay back and be taken care of. The girls that work at my rub and tug are pros.