It didn't bounce at all. I have no idea how that's possible.

Well played.

THAS RAYCESS.

My bad. I stand corrected.

He pretty much calls blowouts every time he makes Patriots game picks. Broken clocks, twice a day, and so forth.

That's the password to pretty much all of my online accounts. It's also the name of my daughter.

Good point. Bob Ryan is excellent.

You hear that Jack? Fitz and Sully from Chelsea took time away from being unemployed and shitcanned off Nati Ice to rip Deadspin today. Good luck reclaiming any semblance of your journalistic pride.

Of all the no-talent hack sports pundits representing self-important "sports capitals", Dan Saughnessy is by far the worst.

Well played.

Despite the fact that this song has been stuck in my head all day long now as a reuslt of this, you're absolutely right. +1

Not if you invent a new kind of dribbling and name it after a crustecean.

Nailed it.

It's ok though, because he didn't use a double space after a period.

Anyone else gonna miss Chevy Chase just a little?

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's meth.

This could also describe Rex Ryan's tenure with the Jets.

At least you're not a Jets fan.

This ^. I went through the exact (well, substituting girls for dudes) as you did. Since I made the switch to Magnum XLs things have been much easier, but it's still a bit awkward explaining to people that regular sized condoms just don't fit... like most people, they think its out of vanity.

Isn't that Kenny Powers?