You spelled "cum" wrong....

Your disdain for Gregggg not withstanding, you have to agree with him on this right? This is some totally dipshit behavior.

So so subtle, so so good.

Yes.

The Ginger Hammer definitely listens to REO Speedwagon. That was the coup de gras.

Are you implying Detroit and Cleveland currently are fit for human habitation?

Dude I liked Chad. I still have his #10 jersey kicking around somewhere. But he had absolutely no arm and in today's NFL you have to be able to stretch the field and make zippy passes when necessary. He couldn't do either unfortunately. Also- the injury thing. That's one thing Sanchez never gets enough credit…

Because Mac is Chad Pennington lite.

THIS GUY!!!

Totally agree.

Evidently a million Zuckers and Abrahams is not nearly as potent as one Tannenbaum.

Dying in Sarah McLachlan's arms sounds like cruelty to me.

I'm really not sure what to do with this comment. I completely agree with your argument but think the substance of it (murderers/rapists/warlords- really?) was ridiculously hyperbolic. Further complicating matters, the "fellas" at the end, you clearly realize this was written by a woman right?

Do you honestly think the men are getting off (heh, heh) easier (hehehehe)? Puns aside? One lost his job, the other probably will soon. They may not be getting judged the same way socially as the women, but the reaction has hardly been a "boys will be boys" type deal.

Irresponsible? Yes. Crazy? I suppose it depends on your definition of crazy. Knowing men the way I do (because I am one) I think it would be crazier to find any of them that don't occasionally allow themselves to think entirely with their dicks.

Oh....so, so good. I know it's a bit of a faux pas to do a very dude-bro-ey thing like this around here, but I'm gonna go ahead and give you a "+1"

There was a thing on the Funbag at Deadspin a few days ago where a guy wrote in talking about what a horrible experience pooping was the day he left his phone at home. I really hope it never happens to me.

But relationships can also be torn apart by alcohol, drugs, gambling, infidelity and a whole host of other things as well. Porn is addictive to some people, but like all vices more people than not can co-exist with them without it becoming the super destructive influence you claim it is.

Totally unnecessary snark.

Like a man should....Thank you. I hate that the waify, effeminate, twinky gay guy has become the default image of gayness. Some of them are even downright, (collective gasp and pearl-clutching from the Jezebel commentariat) Dude-Bro-y.