No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

Because he’s a laughing, mocking son of a bitch.

For most people, the phone part is not even close to the top of the priority list. For many, a smartphone is becoming the only device they have. They are no longer phones. They are and always have been small computers. $1000 for a state of the art, high quality computer that fits in my pocket? Doesn’t sound out of…

Keep in mind the original iPhone went as high as $599 with a two-year contract. $999 is pricey, but it’s about what one should expect for a cutting-edge pocket computer. The screen component alone is apparently costing Apple $125/ea.

I’d get it if I didn’t JUST get the remastered version last year. I still might get it for Switch, but I won’t until it’s really cheap.

I always thought it was obvious? Apple upgraded all their laptops to USB C, they chose to remove the headphone jack but keep Lightning last year on the iPhone. So everyone switched to Lightning headphones. If Apple ditches the Lightning port this year and replaces it with USB C they will basically force everyone to…

He can read his name and shit.

Wait, they’re removable?

Wait, they’re removable?

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

The character was a Magical White Guy in the book. They just cast Edris Elba. I wouldn’t get too hung up on the race of the character, he was kind of an engima/blank slate/ManWithNoName type.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the stepdad knew his son well enough to assume this was the case.

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

I miss the old school hand drawn stuff. Can anyone recommend newer stuff that looks like Neo Tokyo or Cowboy Bebop?

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

Used to dealing with ass’s.

Which means that the fairly nice and fairly expensive screen of your Apple laptop will be unusable. The whole desk space argument doesn’t jive either — since you’re making the keyboard, mouse and display of your laptop unusable you’ve got to have one of each on your desk.

But I’m weird. I have 4 monitors and a laptop…

Which means that the fairly nice and fairly expensive screen of your Apple laptop will be unusable. The whole desk…

What we need is a Constitutional amendment saying no law can be longer than the Constitution itself. If under 5,000 words could launch a nation and sustain it for over two centuries, that’s probably a lesson to be learned.

And if you WANT this problem, take Paxil. The everlasting boner medicine.

Joe Bob: I will help you bear this burden, Cletus. So long as it is yours to bear.