Also, gratuitous Huayra meme use:

The 1994-1997 Honda Accord.

"Check out my Sterling 825 SL, brah!"

I'd rather spend $50,000 on a restored Grand Wagoneer

You know, I bet you could have fun even in a Sebring convertible. De-badge it and stick some eBay'd Alfa pr Lancia badges on it and no one will make fun of you.

Neat :) it's been on my background rotation for ages. Great shot :)

Man do I love headlight intakes :)

I love this cabover Mercedes

I stopped reading about the transmission when I saw that the shift pattern was correct, which few other brands seem to be able to figure out. Pull back to shift up, push forward to shift down. It follows the g-forces of acceleration and braking. Everyone else is stupid and I hate them. *pout*

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

FIATA!

Morgan 3 Wheeler: Impractical (but who needs practical when you aren't in charge of lugging around your significant others stuff anymore); a bit ostentatious (you WILL be noticed by your next ex-spouse) but not douche-y; unreliable (but who cares when your spouse isn't laughing at you for fixing it for the fifth day…

10. Chrysler Sebring

Stratos.

Could still be better with this classic Sega ending:

Am I doing this right?