A friend of mine who used to work in finance told me that the more money people have, the less they think they have, the more they think they need and deserve, and the tighter they hold on to it. Wild. 

My mom is the queen of asking strangers when they are due. The first time I ever witnessed it, I was a kid and she did it to my pediatrician who had recently miscarried. She cried. My mom didn’t learn a single thing from it, and continues to do it, even though numerous people have also not been pregnant. It will be…

Truly such a bummer. I love his work so much. He’s a legend. RIP, sweet Terry Hall :(

I’m sick of this shit. People liked Al Franken and he was good at his job, therefore people want to forgive him and have him back in the public eye, but why can’t we just find someone who ISN’T a fucking creep?? Is there really no one better? Why do we cling to these people so hard like this? 8 women is…

Holy. Shit.

WTF are you talking about!?!? Why do people think like this?? The money isn’t for KIM. It truly doesn’t matter how much money she has, it’s about Kanye contributing to the responsibility of taking care of their fucking kids! Just because she has custody doesn’t mean he no longer has any parental rights or…

You lost me at Oprah. 

He’s ruining himself, honey. He brought this all on himself. Blaming the woman is not it. If they have an arrangement, all he’d have to do is say so, and it would all be over, but he’s not saying that, and he’s not going to, because they don’t. I think you know that.

Someone writes this same exact article every year. It’s some hack shit, now. Candy corn is here to stay! Why? I do not know! Get over it, already!

Nicki Minaj is a festering pile of turds wrapped in a really pretty package.

Unfortunately, most of the religious right does not believe that animals feel pain so, they do not care

Why are you watching something made by a bigot? Why are you talking about him like this, when he’s been a heinous bigot for more than a fucking DECADE???? His most recent bullshit isn’t even the first anti-semitic thing he’s said. WTF why do people keep caping for this disgusting trash pile???

She isn’t being cancelled, just called out, so, you can relax. You’re welcome.

I was a small child in the 80's, and even I knew then that he was a total pile. His appeal to anyone, even immature idiots, will never make sense to me.

Jennifer said it in a video related to the article. TBH, I think she was joking.

I like the structured ones better, too. I’ve always loved this look that you posted, but I’m also kinda old haha

Machine Gun Kelly has openly talked about his sexual attraction to teen girls numerous times and I’m surprised Jezebel doesn’t mention it much, much more. Not sure if they ever have, not sure they haven’t. He’s abusive and gross.

The article states that the agency did NOT get her those jobs, so, they didn’t perform a service at all, but still want a cut

What about white on white crime?

You always know it’s not sincere when they say “I want to apologize if...” Like, fuck your “IF” bitch. You don’t mean a word of what you’re about to say.