WOW

Cool, so why are you so intent on defending this rotten judge about this one specific thing? He did a bunch of stuff, but that’s the one you’re stuck on, even though THREE judges, who know the details, unanimously agreed that he was wrong and should be fired.

An actual JUDGE did, and he was charged with misconduct. I literally quoted that above. I didn’t just pull it out of my ass. Why are you focusing on just this one bit and getting so uptight about it? Maybe you should just pay your goddamn child support.

Britney is truly dedicated to wearing super low-rise bottoms at all times.

The final misconduct charge against Russo was for decreasing the amount a man had to pay in back child support. The judge said in court he went to high school with the man and then subsequently decreased the amount owed from $10,000 to $300 “based solely on uncorroborated financial information supplied by the…

Not one mention of the “Prancersize” lady, the band L7 or cameltoe prosthetics!?!? Wow. WOW. History incomplete!!

Except Tracie was worse than Joan.

This is my favorite thing that weirdos do. They write down their plans to commit crimes or do gross shit. Why? Whhyyyy do they need to put it on a to-do list? So baffling!

It’s reality.

This is the attitude of everyone in the PNW. If you use an umbrella, you are WEAK! You are not a TRUE Pacific North-westerner or whatever. Like, OK, cool, you get soaked on your way to work and either have to sit in it or change clothes, and I’ll just carry a fucking umbrella. So silly.

Good thing they didn’t actually say anything about jumping straight to euthanasia. Phew!

Damn, Future really comin’ out as a scumbag. 

Haha yeah, I thought about making that joke but someone else beat me to it. Love the Clown Paintings book, but Diane is a turd about some things for sure. Her Woody defenses are super barfy.

I don’t think 70's blenders ever die! I have my grandma’s avocado green Oster! It’s a monster! New Oster’s are trash. 

Diane Keaton loves clowns. She did a whole book about clown paintings and it rules. It was gifted to me several years ago. 

Yuuuuup! Exactly.

No, I mean when did we expect better from our TV shows?

lol when?

Yup, it was mainly that her face was a little puffy, so, fat girl!!! It was probably water retention or something. Just awful. Made teenage me think I must be an obese monstrous whale, if that’s what fat was. So harmful. I’m glad she knew they were wrong!

Uh, the dress still doesn’t make her look fat by any stretch, and paps calling her “fat girl” weren’t about the dress, and even if it were, it wouldn’t be justified. What is your point?