They’re both wearing a lot of makeup. 

Commercials pay big bucks. If you can be the voice/spokesperson/face of the brand, you and yours are set for life. 

Really? Those are the best of the best? The most beloved? At all beloved?? Seems very dull, to me. I had a collection of the Madame Alexander dolls for a minute. I know I saw other cool stuff over the years. 

I was also going to mention her crowd work. She does a ton of crowd work and I was really impressed by it when I went to a taping. Pat’s the host and she’s the heart. At any rate, the taping was boring as heck! I was sat behind a post and couldn’t see a thing haha

These people who say they got “permission to say it,” never think about why they want to say it so badly. Are they constantly chomping at the bit to say that one very specific word? How does it “slip out” if you’re not thinking about it constantly, as a white person? Why does it mean so much to them to be able to say…

I had no idea what she looked like before, and now I’ll never forget.

Not just hear about him, but hear his slimy voice and see his monster face...UGH

Is that unsettling to you? Because I find it wonderful. Am I a creep? Uh oh. 

Tickets are only $400! Take that, MACHINE!! Eat it, THE MAN!!

My cat is, like, totally radical, dude

Glad I’m not alone. Wondered if I was having a stroke.

Dear men: Just say no to this style unless you want to look like a super sleazy slimy gross creep.

Dear men: Just say no to this style unless you want to look like a super sleazy slimy gross creep.

The other day, I saw a blind man struggling to drag one of those Jump bikes out of the middle of the sidewalk so no one else would run into it. Went by later to find that someone had purposely moved it back to the middle of the sidewalk. WTF

Good to know. Thanks for the info!

I’ve never been on a flight where it was free.

Gucci is some hack shit these days

My mom is a Tan Mom. She’s 60 and somehow skin cancer free thus far, but is in prison and still tanning. She tried to get me into tanning beds a million times when I was a kid. I do not tan, however. I turn red and then go right back to verging on translucent. At 40, I look younger than my Tan Mom did at 25.

It was probably just his face and facial hair choices

Are they outraged though? Because I don’t think they are.

That is not what I said, but go on. Sorry about your inability to comprehend the things people say. It must be really difficult.