AndreaJerkstore
Andrea Jerkstore
AndreaJerkstore

What a waste of perfectly good CBD oil.

What a waste of perfectly good CBD oil.

Me too. I was raised by my grandparets and they had seperate bedrooms, so that sort of thing is completely normal to me. They were happy and very much in love. My last boyfriend said he was cool with the idea of living next door, and then over time, started to get whiney about it, as if it was a real possibility that

I agree completely.

Gawker is dead, sweetheart. It doesn’t exist anymore. Not sure what site you’ve been looking at, but Gawker is not it. Sorry, honey.

I needed to see this today. I had a run in with my overly chatty and extremely nosy downstairs neighbor of 9 years.

If I ever blow my brains out, it will be because my downstairs neighbor has me trapped and won’t shut the fuck up. I’ll say “This is how fucking annoying you are.” and then put the barrel in my mouth and

The original clogs are uggo, but I have several pairs of Crocs sandals and flats that are insanely comfortable, last forever and I get compliments on them all the time. No one knows they’re Crocs.

Cried at the part where you said he learned your dad’s birthday. What an amazing man.

This is what I thought of, as well! Insufferable twat.

I want to give this dog all of the belly rubs.

Me too! I’m happy that this news was included in Dirt Bag. Made my day.

Yes, and that is not reverse discrimination...it’s simply discrimination.

Why are all of these hosts, who have a team of writers behind them, asking the same hack question that they already know the answer to?

I wanted to like him and I just can’t.

Honey, you ignorant.

He looks like every other conventionally attractive man, to me. It’s boring and plain. Not that I’d stand a chance in hell with someone who looks like that, haha.

I am also a hair under 5'9" and have had the same experience. Very few have been honest about their height and it’s so obvious as soon as you meet them that I’m not sure why they lie. The last man I dated INSISTED that he was 6' even, yet was only an inch taller than me. 

Poor people are poor because they think poorly. They are poor because they are bad people who make bad decisions. They are morally corrupt and stupid. I don’t want to pay for their shitty choices. I want to be able to control how they spend MY money that’s stolen from me each paycheck. They don’t deserve it because

Oh, please. You say that as if she cried on purpose. A lot of people cry as a reaction to being frustrated and insulted, much less also being accused of committing a crime that you did not commit and being embarrassed in public. It can’t always be helped.

Yup.

Most of the people I’ve been with think that they can tell. They always say the same things you just said, and yet not one of them has ever given me an orgasm and think that they have. People tend to take it so personally and act like it’s this huge deal, so I fake it so I don’t have to deal with that shit and end up