I wasn’t with you at first, but you’ve teachered me and now I’ve got your back.

Life is too short for cheap toilet paper. I’m poor as dirt and I stand by this.

This happened to my mom a lot when I was a kid. We moved around, she was a very poor, single mother with drug abuse issues and building managers tried to take advantage of her, often. First, they’d offer her a discount on rent if she cleaned or painted for them and then they’d start offering her discounts for sex.…

I was going to say the same thing about North Dakota. West Acres in Fargo still does really well because it’s a warm place to get most of your shopping done without freezing your fucking ass off.

It might not cost as much as you’d think! A friend of mine had a pair of heeled boots resoled and it cost $30 in Portland, OR. I thought that was pretty reasonable.

Prisons just loooove to blame things like this harmful program on “contraband.” They know, as well as the prisoners, that most of the contraband is coming in through their own fucking staff, guards, COs.

I hate to admit it, but I definitely am. I walk in the door of the grocery store and become a total buffoon. If I’m in line and someone starts talking to me about anything, let alone serious issues like sexual assault/harassment, I get confused and tongue tied because I was off in my own head, not relaxing with a…

That is my dream coffee table. I am not a parent.

My golden retriever is a picky eater. Anorexic, if I allowed it. I have to encourage her to eat and cheer her on constantly while she does it, which sometimes turns into me basically begging her. 

It seems kind of sad and pathetic. Gawker fucked up and Gawker is dead. Let it go.

You are SO COOL! I’m super impressed that you don’t care about celebrities and made sure to let us all know! You deserve a prize for being Coolest Person on The Internet!!

I loved Pot Psychology, until Gavin McInnes was on not once, but twice. He wasn’t out about being a white supremacist yet, however, his misogyny and homophobia were loud and clear. Lost a lot of respect for Rich & Tracie for palling around with that pile of shit.

Sofia Ritchie = also a douche, I’m guessing.

Holy shitballs!!! Last I saw of Artie, I noticed his nose was different. Now his whole face is fucked! Damn. Dude’s not going to live much longer.

I got in huge trouble for accidentally ALMOST stealing a purse at Target! I was planning on buying it and I had a bunch of other stuff in my hands, so I slug the purse over my shoulder. When I got to the checkout, I forgot about the purse, paid for my other things and started to leave. The alarm went off, an actual…

I was going to say, some people need low rise pants. That is why they should exist, but they should not be fashion for long waisted folk.

I could not agree more about DBT.

WOO-HOO! This means ten years of me being in “the greys” or whatever form of being in the dark and ignored in comments sections across what used to be Gawker Media. I’m going to celebrate by continuing to post things that aren’t interesting or conversational. 

I can’t wait until he & his jerk squad go to states where marijuana has been legalized and they arrest everyone who uses marijuana and also uses government services, such as social security, therefore causing them to lose all of their benefits and basically their lives as they know them.

Interesting that your username is also a song title from an extremely political band.