In all seriousness:

And I've loved him since Sportsnight.

I actually wanted BuckyCap's uniform, all shiny and everything.

I don't disagree... but you'd have to replace "Reloaded" with "Revolutions." Because nearly EVERYTHING that was fucked in Reloaded, could have been fixed if the resolution to the cliffhanger went differently:

Yeah, I'd love that. Likely won't happen, but a toss-off line like that is juuuussssst close enough to the "...much more subtle" quip from Alfred in TDK that I could see something similar.

You got your Unicorn clip in my Batman: Year One space.

One can only hope. I want to like JT but remembering how he was brought back just gives the whole thing a bad taste. The movie version was great, made sense for Batman's world, and was cool enough to make him someone you could kinda-sorta root for.

Heck yes. I was watching with friends and the entire room shot back 2 feet with a general "Where the FRAK did THAT come from??!?!?"

Yeah, that gets a heart.

Yeah I know, right? Superman: The Movie was like JUST YESTERDAY, man. Fuckin' hell, 1978? And this thing's being released in 2013? 35 FREAKIN' YEARS??? I mean, they should AT LEAST wait 50 years, or people will be totally confused!

The F-X isn't a bomber. I assume it's a multi-role fighter in line with the F-35's "One-Size-Fits-All-Poorly" mentality.

Ack! By ONE minute!

I like where this is going.

That Deadpool lookalike is the Red Hood, aka Jason Todd, aka the Kid We Voted To KILL in 1986.

Ahhh yes John Hurd, who sadly died during the filming of the iconic scene and was never Hurd from again.

Pfft. Mr. Pettigrew's clearly obfuscating, as he knows these lights are really Unicorn heralds of his master Lord Voldemort's return.

George Reeves didn't really do the nerdy Clark Kent thing at all. He was more just low key, but still charming. "Mild mannered," you might say.

In horrible taste, but you still made me spit milk.

Saying "there's no reason for Supes to be in textured rubber" WOULD make sense... if the costume was supposed to be textured rubber IN the movie. It's not. In this pretend world of "the movies," we commonly use one material and 'pretend' it's something else. Like plastic guns that 'pretend' to be real ones. Or…

This is so totally like the 2nd challenge in The Last Crusade. Love.