Drew - I have it on good authority that the mascot races at the home of your Minnesota Twins is completely rigged. Every season the Target dog ends up winning the overall standings by a wide margin. Coincidence? I think not.

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The child should have known better than to stand in the way of a flying helmet!

I do not always kiss the woman on her lips. But when I do, I prefer, SharkMouth.

So the pvp in this game is dodging and getting lucky.

You must be a Bears fan, stuck in the 80s!

In all fairness here, we know part of the problem in the bottom 4 is that Jets, eagles, Packers and Lions fans (for the most part) do not know how to use the internet. The ones that do are educated, and therefore commit fewer errors than the general mouthbreathers in their fanbases would commit.

Stick was already up. Not a save.

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he's talking about dust 2. It's pretty straightforward.

He’s a safety, right?

I ran the 800 at a state-caliber level in high school. No better feeling than being done with that damn race. My splits were always within 2 seconds of eachother, but my PR was 1.59 - i cannot imagine a 140, thats just nuts.

Tribes 2. Teamwarfareleague ladder match, being live shoutcasted, got a game winning shrike cap with next to no life left.

it's not about having items drop with all green numbers. I recently got a new stone of Jordan, boosted my crit chance but I sacrificed crit damage, so I had to use a different sunwoku shines amulet to make up the difference.

as a serious Diablo 3 player (paragon 890): those are likely all souls.

I don't know too much on the issue, but I do know that a popular CSGO streamer tracks subscribers and donations like girls do on sex streaming sites, like mfc, and at one point was offering to send private videos to large donators.

Zero Bahamut can get fucked.

I live in a place where actual dry & horribly cold weather is around most of the year. Chapstick Black Label FTW.

I live in a place where actual dry & horribly cold weather is around most of the year. Chapstick Black Label FTW.

Step 1: book travel to costa rica.

1) Didn't SI basically out Kiper for inflating draft position based on compensation from managers? So isn't everything Kiper says bullshit? Isnt it all bullshit anyways?