The article is too long in general, let alone for this medium.

Thats why I said I understand the reason people buy Ikea. I used to use Ikea too. Ive had custom cabinets from R&B for a couple of years now. Their quality is fantastic, and they look beautiful. I understand that they are probably well out of many people's price range.

Thats why I said I understand the reason people buy Ikea. I used to use Ikea too. Ive had custom cabinets from R&B…

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I understand the reason people buy Ikea. Sooner or later people need to get quality furniture that can last.

I understand the reason people buy Ikea. Sooner or later people need to get quality furniture that can last.

How is this news? He was a jackass in Minnesota, so they sent him to San Fran. The giants realized he was a prick, so they sent him to the White Sox. They loved the fact that he was a piece of shit, because, White Sox. They then sent him to Texas, where douchbags are loved. See: Josh Hamilton. What did boston think…

Is this the guy that wrote a book about how to not get gored by a bull at the run, and then proceeded to get gored this year?

Learn how to take one for the team, like Shin Soo Choo.

Love that the spectators and photogs just kept watching the race. People are awful.

Who would ever want to carry their telephone with them? I mean, who has space for that? -1980s

Minneapolis has two light rail lines now, and yet, cars collide with light rail trainsets on a weekly basis. Then you look at cities like portland, and basically every place in europe, and bikes, foot traffic, cars, busses and trains can all co-mingle in relative harmony.

He's 13th in the AL in HR's, and he's the only person playing the 4 with a respectable power swing in the league.

Volvo's S60 R - 300 HP, AWD, great look and feel. Unfortunately it costs a shitload to maintain, the suspension SUCKS, the turning radius SUCKS, and the angle-gear system to control the AWD fails along side the wheel bearings on 1/4 of the fleet.

Wasn't the KKK started in Janesville?

Eh, this is just too easy.

Dude, you committed the #1, numero UNO, rule about online articles. Never read the comments, even on your own work.

You missed a perfectly good opportunity to deploy a tactical TL;DR or TL;DW

What the fuck is Warren Sapp doing drinking Heineken? He finally Dante Culpepper all his money?

Half your list I agree with. The other half is a reminder deadspin beer lists have no place in beer society.

Insert joke about PEDs

The vikings stadium was (metrodome) and will be (new stadium) in the middle of downtown minneapolis. I think this chart is mis informed