I am by no means a professional, but i've been snowboarding since 1994. You can just tell by looking at the nature of the crashes that:

The fact that this isnt in the top posts is a sad reminder of what deadspin has become. We really need get back to a solid 5:1 "snark:sex appeal" ratio.

Based on that haircut, she will fit right in.

Don't believe their lies.

MGS is still relevant? People talk about the iterative nature of CoD games.....

But why does Vermont produce such a high proportion of female skiers to male ones, while Colorado is the opposite?

Theree are a litany of female characters that are not portrayed as booth babes in sci-fi, fantasy, comic, videogames and movies.

Deadspin ought to do a veterans day, for commenters that have been around longer than Kinja.

Let me guess - you want your star back?

Shindler's List meets quite a few of these.

No Thanks.

Rabble Rabble Rabble. [Insert contrarian viewpoint here] Rabble Rabble Rabble. -Sid Hartman

It's a Winamp visualizer plug in. Yawn.

Bull shit. It's Cookie Clicker 2.01

Get back to me when you make something that isn't derivative.

For the love of god I want a new R. I would LOVE a XC90/60R - my 2004 S60 R is starting to show some wear. But, I still get a huge kick out the reactions of people when they ask how old my car is, and i say "9 years"

You sat with these guys for an entire night and failed to ask if they are going to bring the R back? And not this sissy "Design" stuff, the real R.

Well, just a fair warning, the vast majority of BMW drivers I see here in Minnesota are putting around in base 328's.

Nuts as of the flop. If someone had KK and the turn/river came KK, quads would be available (or any combo).

Holy Shit - If cloning worked, and was legal, I think my first act would be to steal DNA (by whatever means necessary) from the top 25 ESPN personalities, and then launch my own Parody channel.