Came here for the bacon sandwich pic!

Also: he also doesn’t like bacon, or, can’t eat a sandwich like a human being.

hangover helper

Then I’ll be tried and convicted for assault because this is Trump’s America.

In which case, I hope the lady in question comes back and pinches his nuts between her fingers until they leave little crescent fingernail bruises on his saggy old man scrotum.

Another friendly reminder that political correctness is simply treating people with respect. So yea, he’ll probably be acquitted.

Also thanks for abandoning Obama in 2010, when you didn’t get everything you wanted ASAP.

She lost by 10,000 votes in MI, 22,000 in WI and 44,000 in PA.

Democrats tried to focus on a single issue in 2016: Defeating Trump to ensure women, people of color, Muslims, and our environment were protected. Sanders most dedicated (and almost overwhelmingly white) base decided that wasn’t important enough.

We need this. This strain of shit going through through a vein of the party now needs to be destroyed. You want to talk about real “economic anxiety?” Then start speaking to those it affects the absolute most. Anyone who uses the term “identity politics” as a slur ain’t a Democrat and they sure as hell ain’t a…

I definitely agree that a lot of the things Bernie is saying are washed up, but Sanders’ point about uneducated whites feeling economically disenfranchised and Trump more effectively messaging them is correct.

It fits the bill.

That joke’sth desthpicable.

Migrated here for this.

That quacks me up.

Mallards never duck a fight.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I used to work for a book distributor that had Regnery as a client during the mid 00's. During the sales conferences, they would come out and seem like the most miserable, angry fucks on the planet. Every other publisher was upbeat and wanted to get the sales reps excited for their key titles but, nope, not Regnery.

I was just talking to someone who works at Simon & Schuster as a publicist and is not happy that they are doing this. I hate the whole “withhold judgment until they have had a chance to read the actual contents of the book.” We know what he is about! He has made himself very clear. It normalizes hate-speech. Yes yes…