@DukeOfPwn: 65 year old woman CONFIRMED @ my gamestop in Tampa, FL. She says she's getting it for her grandson. #callofdutymodernwarfare2

Dear Mrs. Stefani-Rossdale: Consider this punishment for Holla Back Girl. #bandhero

Yay, people will actually have to talk to their teammates! It'll be just like the old days. #modernwarfare2

Love the big daddy, great job! #halloween

Sure, no problem, just as long as the game sells for 40 dollars US and you can purchase everything in the store for 20 bucks. #fableiii

Space Invaders

Steps towards identifying an American otaku:

@Neko_Tech: Don't worry, the only reason he called you that is because he is insecure and jealous because he is unable to express himself, probably due to some sort of repressed childhood trauma likely involving a circus clown. #tud

In Gamestops in my area (I think all of Florida now), they are required to fill out a pawn slip and get your fingerprint, ID, weight, height, eye and hair color, as well as any distinguishing marks. #gamefly

@Malfunktion v2: okay, but what does that have to do with Family Feud and The Price is Right? #ubisoft

This game is an RTS like Overlord is an RTS, which is to say that it's barely an RTS at all. You still have full control over your character and can join in on the action. You have very basic control commands, but I wouldn't consider it an RTS at all.

#7 with the two straws is just sad.

@BadAxel97: I don't think that's how they do it... With the advent of the internet, one could simply go online and trade the pieces to win. What they do is this: say you need 3 pieces to win a 360. two of those 3 properties will be EVERYWHERE and then 1000 of the #3 property are printed and sent out randomly…

It appears it was developed on LittleBigPlanet!

@iatw: You've got to sneak up on them very, very slowly... Turst me, you don't want a dungeon to know you're approaching in the bush.

@d_r_e: Why is that now? Because you don't enjoy it?

It always cracks me up to think of Tim Schafer listening to Beyonce, doing the dance moves...

@SacGamer: It's clearly a parody. giving a meaningful backstory to a game obviously devoid of one to begin with. So, in conclusion, raspberries for you :-P

@Curse lily: Hey Curse lily, I like your stuff and I'ma let you finish, but I have to say that the Kayne meme is the best internet meme ever.

@MtlAngelus: I like the staredown levels, he never brinks.