“No other SUV that can match” the fuel economy because there is no other SUV that size.

Chicago? You can buy beer and liquor till 2am as well.

What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

I love how dudes who pull the "[hot] girls [I want to bang] only go for good looking guys" totally ignore the fact that 1. they usually only want said girl because she is hot and 2. that plenty of guys happen to be hot and have great personalities (life is so unfair). Like, even if you are a genuinely nice person (and…

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...oh you’re serious.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

Aw thanks :)

troublingly, it was quite easy

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

Bronx Tale: the door test

So perpetuating this intolerance and leaving some disabled woman on the side of the road stranded somehow makes things better in your mind? Are you daft?

aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

Bullshit.

A trick I always use: buy chocolate or candy for the flight crew. I usually try to present it to them in a group.

When flying not long after rotator cuff surgery, the flight attendants were nice enough to provide me, when I requested it, with a plastic bag full of ice to put on my sore shoulder.

at the supermarket, its appropriate to squeeze the melons before taking them home. don’t confuse this with actual dating. :-P

This is.......so horribly fucked up. I can’t even get over how fucked up this is. It’s hard enough going on dates with people you’ve met online, despite chatting for a week or so via text. You’re terrified of this very thing happening - that this person you think is great is not who they said they were at all. I want…

Keep in mind, he is being charged with exposing himself to a bunch of people who, after this photo was taken, got naked and showered together.