Out of the rectum category "acorn" seems the most "reasonable".

Men, I ask you, is there a more ghastly combination of words in the English language than..

This was in CT and they seem to have an uncanny love for left-side exits there, so he could've been approaching his exit as well.

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Happy Festivus everyone! We got a lot of problems with you people, air your grievances in the comments below.

It's a clear case of child endangerment by opening the door to a stranger.

At least it didn't happen in Tennessee. The deceased would be tried and imprisoned.

Jesus Fucking Christ. There's no way I can eloquently express just how awful this is.

This was a very interesting article, but the chances are that if you're lacking confidence it's going to be hard to do most of these things. Also I disagree that charisma is not inborn. I was born into a family of incredibly charismatic men. From observation, I would say that "confidence" and caring about other…

Traction control only works when there's traction to be had.

They're pretty seen, but have convinced 50%+ of the country that its our "crushing" taxes and "entitlements." It's a much less fun version of "They Live."

I just punch everyone I see in the face. And they have to take it! Silly little extras. No one cares.

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

MASSIVE missed opportunity with the video... forget that rock background crap.

How much of a game changer is this? Doesn't it portend bad things for the antiship missiles that China and Russia have been crowing about?

Mulva???

I'm very confused when you tell a white person "IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU" when talking about an issue that is very much rooted in racism. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I don't understand how you can discuss racism while leaving out one half of the equation :/ How can things get any better if white people don't acknowledge…

All sincerity, no snark: do you want white allies or not? What are we supposed to do?

The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

If you're a white person who doesn't brutalize people of color, maybe just bask in that knowledge of your goodness and quit playing the fucking martyr and trying to make it All About You when p.o.c. are hurting.