Then who is he mouthing it to clearly in the video?

Choosy moms choose that gif—owing in part to its being the best ever.

I saw this recently and wondered who the hell the guys polled were. Intelligence prominently tops my list.

You seem to have MSPaint open...let me draw you a picture in there.

Murder She Commited

Very astute analysis. Well done.

After three months via text? Utter POS. Sorry you had to deal with that.

I didn’t even process what the trap was atop initially. Now I get it. I get jokes.

I was going to ask you where one might find said poster but then thought “teach a fish to man up” and so forth so here is what I’m assuming you were referring to.

We know he’s the one.

Obviously Vassar.

Dead on.

Which he has to immediately turn over to the Hitler estate for moustache copyright infringement.

He also worked on the prequel We Will Have Been Buying a Zoo.

Now that’s some economy of language there—exposition re: how it happened/schmexposition of such.

Testing.

He thought he could make weight by spitting it out? Is that a thing?

Hey wake up little guy! We can finally get you some wipes!

Hey wake up little guy! We can finally get you some wipes!