Now that’s some economy of language there—exposition re: how it happened/schmexposition of such.

Testing.

He thought he could make weight by spitting it out? Is that a thing?

Hey wake up little guy! We can finally get you some wipes!

Hey wake up little guy! We can finally get you some wipes!

Best laugh today.

Did his horse at least show more humility?

(applause)

Ah... the lost verses of Butthole Surfers’ “Pepper.”

Seriously—love and gettin’ it on is right around the corner. Hang in there.

This is really funny fellow grey. What the fuck is with this uppity Concourse shit and its bar in the stratosphere for those most deserving?

His irony is better than yours. If you were serious...get thee to a nunnery.

Agreed from a recovering purveyor of the former.

Well then you and your cohorts are assholes.

Would this have been avoided by simply calling it a “raffle?” Fucking Florida.

Please don’t tell anyone how he lives.

Are you saying “Burns” or “Boo-urns?!?”

“Dear ‘In these United States...’”

I guess in the same sense that a D is passing (i.e. acceptable) and a C is average.

“I am so bored of people mistaking me for a model”

Granted: