I don't have a license... I win?

The young Abarth has apparently forgotten to shave since it's european debut.

I totally agree, the face bulges wayyy too far forward and to the sides with oversized features, the hood seems like it's situated significantly higher up than the rest of the car, the fender vent is enormous, the tail-light cluster is to skinny and concentrated, the shape of the rear is to flat and un-butt-like, and…

The first time I saw it, I though it was just more pictures of the new SLK, which is alright, this thing is absolutely disgusting. I hate it from every angle and I'm incredibly disappointed that I'll have to see it in some form or another for the next ten years or so. Damn.

Something like this maybe? (minus about 130 z's of course)

No aerodynamics, a 250mph collection of rectangles or nothing!

Attention Mr. Torchinsky, do this one. ^^^^^^^^

as a compact hatch

I think a Spyker C8 Laviolette would look great with early sixties styling.

With a reallllly long hood between the seats and the trunk

Just found this on google images while trying to see what Subaru's styling was like in the 70s

1950s Audi R8 (retaining leds of course), or a 2012 Pontiac G8.

I think we all know what's coming.

Wow, that video is amazing, I cant imagine trying to shift and drive with one hand in the middle of that madness.

I didn't know lambos had launch control

damn....

eww

Final answer

Ohhhhhh you gotta let it all hang out, Sesto Elemento rear end you make the rockin world go rounnnnddd dundundundunnnnn

Something like this?