USF (68/3 in 8.4 overs) def Auburn (67 all out) by seven wickets

"Seriously, people? Conan is winning over Highlander?!"

I'm calling it. Firefly wins. But you knew that already.

In my defense:

I'm just so bummed that Piggy Poop Balls didn't make the cut. Piggy Poop Balls is the reason the internet was created.

Greatest injustice that Poopballs didn't make it in. Just makes no sense.

I sit, I shit, locked in this pit,

P is for the way it looks tonight

so much win.

He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

Trail of ACL Tears

Wounded Knee.

Amen. When I win $400 million Wednesday night, will I quit gambling? Fuck no!

WE ADDED BEANS TO RICE, CULTURAL HISTORY RITE DERE

when Garcia, a white guy, made a fried chicken about Wood...