I generally don’t tip in hotel rooms (I also keep things very tidy). In cases where I have shared rooms with a bunch of people, and some partying happened....i’ve definitely left a healthy tip for the cleaning staff.

I used to go for that 3 star run, I’m still playing candy crush- stopped for 3 star long ago...but I am on level 1,632! I don’t know how many levels there are, but i’ll forever try and find out!

Seton Hall, the same team that beat Kentucky, Maryland, Marquette (x2), and Villanova.  Please complain more, that they don’t deserve to make the tournament.  

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

I very much doubt Brown was aware of any of this. lol.

As someone who is a die hard squash / racquetball fan this breaks my heart. I know I sound like the old guy (which I am), but how can competitive dancing be an olympic sport.  

If you do end up reading it, try and follow-up on here and let me know how you liked it!  :D

The Dragon Behind the Glass - I can’t recommend this non-fiction book enough. Really enjoyable.

That’s how I select most of mine- through recommendations.

Green for the money; gold for the honeys!

If the Frisco aint first, get the fuck out.

The Pink Panther (yes, the Steve Martin one).

We used to have family vacations driving a lot on I-95; one year it was my job to hold the camcorder and video tape every South of the Border sign that we passed.  It was a great honor, and one I will not soon forget.

Wendy’s sucks. Their fries and nugs are an abomination. 

What about us who are only a quarter Japanese!?

That’s really good to hear.  I may have to give them another shot and take a closer look.  The G2 is still probably my favorite phone to date.  Thanks!

I loved my G2, but when I got the G4 the amount of problems (particularly the boot loop) with it made me cast away LG.  Send in the phone, wait a month, they return it- 3 days later boot loop again.  Happened 4 times to me and I said forget and switch to iphone.  But now that my old 6S is on its last legs I’m not sure…

His birth name is Robby Bortles, I refuse to call him anything else. 

Is there any school with more insecure fans than TAMU?

I think dying while masturbating is ideal, let your whole family awkwardly never ever discuss it while it lingers over them.  That is the best kind of haunting possible.