Yah, I play “SurvivorRoyale” they all look exactly the same.

Next time a cop pulls you over for speeding, try and tell them that you didn’t know what the speed limit was. See if that keeps you from getting a ticket...

I really didn’t like it at all. Jackie Brown is my favorite Tarantino movie (I also like Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs), but didn’t like hateful 8 or django either.

first offensive snap for the pats. lol

Did you ever try “the opera” HL mod? That too was one of my favorites

Yah, i remember the police very quickly locking you up, and i’m sure there was some kind of penalty for killing the wrong person.

I have a single car garage townhouse. I left earlier then usual for work one day 5:30am.... Only to find someone had parked in my driveway blocking my car in....

I’d throw some action on exact temperature at 3pm on June 1st...

What would you have Orlando do? Let him walk for nothing, or hold him to the club option and get money for it.

I don’t think you know how math works. The avg score difference is 3.71 (rounded). (3+3+3+3+4+4+6) / 7 = 3.71

We called one of my fraternity brothers Turok. I’m not proud, but it was funny.

I love that the biggest exclamation, “OH MY GOD,” happens right as the recorder’s mailbox is demolished (i’m assuming).

I’ve always been a fan of Bravo; but this is by far the best thing he has every done:

I would imagine most people don’t start wondering if they have a problem, until they start seeing alcohol impacting their lives in a negative way. And once alcohol starts impacting your life in a negative way, isn’t it a problem at that point?

if at any point you think you might have a problem, well, then you probably do.

I loved my LG, mostly because of the good morning alarm it had. (It almost makes me want to go back to LG).

My family is from Kaunas, I visited this place around 2000 or so. I still have an awesome awesome awesome wood carving of this badass gnarly devil. Feel bad for the kids, but there are a lot worse places to be than Lithuania.

Nothing will ever beat Family Auto Mart in Orlando. You spend hours watching their old commercials on youtube. Here is just a taste:

You are a monster.

He didn’t actually shoot a 38, it was a score keeping mistake that ended up reporting that number- he in fact shot 38 over par (still a ridiculous score for someone who never played golf, but not anywhere near the craziness of an actual 38).