Catbug is a cat but he has bugness in his veins
Manhouse lives inside himself with thoughtful human brains

Nah. The Internet was fine when it started out. AOL was a mistake.

You left out the single most important and memorable member of Blade: Trinity’s cast: the vampire Pomeranian.

And Frozone (let’s just stipulate that he’s part of the family, too) is the paragon of cool.

When you help women fight for their rights and equality, and they exclude you, you’ll understand why they feel like they need to, and you’ll chill.

You don’t understand how determined some men would be to sabotage that event.

You can’t beat the satisfying feel of Destiny’s gameplay

OK, but when do we get the next Dragon Age?

There are multiple click languages. The one in The Gods Must Be Crazy was !Kung, which isn’t directly related to Xhosa.

That’s fine, because I’ve been skipping Assassin’s Creed for a while.

Another day, another oh look Kinja doesn’t employ copy editors.

Serious question: With all the drawers dedicated to holding the doodads that open the other drawers, how many drawers are available for actual storage of stuff you’d use the desk for?

Not all forms of discourse on the Internet were born broken. Maybe you have to have been an Internet user in the early 1990s (like myself) or even earlier to remember how much force “netiquette” held upon users once upon a time. It’s not the Internet that warps discourse. It never was. It was the mid-’90s influx of…

They’re never going to face the consequences. If and when we ever get out of this mess, the new goverment will be all Obama-style “We have to look forward, not backward.” And this shit will keep going on until it manages to take over the whole show again. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

There is no other profession or skilled trade that requires its practitioners to rent their tools.

Speaking as a white person who rebukes racists, I can tell you, this doesn’t work very well. It doesn’t make them learn. It causes them to retreat into their own circles for emotional and ideological reinforcement, and to write off those of us who rebuke them as “SJWs”—a category for which they have just as much…

Reluctant, not reticent.

Did you just equate Anita Sarkeesian with Donald Trump?

You could at least aspire to a 50/50 split and settle for a 60/40 split in which the 40 no longer have reason to complain that the 60 are making their lives miserable and impeding their careers. Sounds like Riot isn’t even making a sincere effort to get that far.

SING OF JOYFUL GOLDEN SHEEP, HURRAH