Sound cues. Queues are something else.

Funny, because I also have a few decades of gaming experience, including a few years of experience with my current group, who are almost all total noobs, and my current group has never even come close to wrecking the campaign. They make the campaign.

Here’s the one that gets me: In the Pillars of Eternity series, he plays two different secondary characters, Aloth and Edér. And I never realized this until I saw the preannounced credits for Deadfire.

You, sir, need to learn about metaphors.

Lovely idea, but The Elder Scrolls: Online was so fucking boring that Bethesda has lost its chance of selling me on any MMORPG.

Here’s a great phrase for situations like those: “How could we find the answer to that?”

It makes me want to say, “Sounds like you’re the one who’s going to be in trouble.”

There are plenty of Clintons in office. They just aren’t legal members of the family.

Has the made-in-Japan-product-manual typeface been replaced with something aesthetically unabhorrent? If it has, then maybe I’ll consider playing.

Overwatch’s new deathmatch map, Petra, is full of Pharah-friendly open spaces, jump pads, and a break-away floor, but like any crumbling ruin worth its salt, it’s also got mysteries.

You’re very much mistaken about that.

If this had been posted in a more public location, “I proved you incorrect” would be an instant meme.

Apparently, Blizzard doesn’t make enough money to produce a game that’s the same quality as their animated shorts.

Here’s what you need to know about Overwatch:

Here’s what you need to know about Overwatch:

Only Mr. God knows why.

I thought the lore was good, but the fact that half the time it was being read aloud while I was trying to read it off the screen drove me crazy. I ended up not being able to give my full attention to either and missing a lot of important details, such as pretty much the entire theology, which I had to cram on at the…

Got distracted or, as often as not, got cocky, and decided to spend its time trying to dominate the opposing team in front of its spawn point. At which point all it takes is one Tracer or Sombra to slip past your blockade, get on the point and cap it before you can make it back to contest.

I feel like I need to plant my flag here: It’s not really an RPG if you’re not creating your own character to play. An adventure game in which you’re stepping into the shoes of an established protagonist is just an adventure game.

Your opinion is moronic and ignorant. Happy trails.

Moira’s damage orbs can clear out Symm turrets all by themselves, though. Speaking as a frequent Symmetra player, they’re the one thing that frustrates me the most. Pretty much everything else I can handle, aside from a good Winston.