Jesus Christ.

That was obviously not his point, and your continued insistence that it was isn’t reflecting well on you at all.

That would be an ad hominem.

Online gamer since the early ’90s, when MMORPGs were called “MUDs.” Let me break the timeline down into simple terms:

Actually, as a photographer, my first thought is to stage you and your fiancé very prominently in the foreground and have your bridesmaids and groomsmen stand well back and frame the two of you, using a generous depth of field so that they’re in sharp focus, too.

They are teaching morals and values. The morals and values they’re teaching is that shooting people, or threatening to shoot them, is an acceptable means of getting your way.

Spring in Chicago is meh. Gray, soggy, not warm enough yet. Early fall. That’s what it’s about.

I am never so proud to be German as on March 17.

As a chess player would say, Junkrat’s threat is stronger than his execution.

Which would be great if Junkrat players ever watched the backline.

Junkrat exists because Junkrat is catnip to adolescent boys. He’s crazy! He blows things up! He has a highlight intro where he shoots a grenade into his own nads! Hilarious!

The best exchanges between those two:

The Dallas Fuel straight-up needs to be stripped of its place in the league. Give the berth to people who can act like they deserve it.

*They’re

You forgot the most important thing: Buy your books from an independent bookstore. www.indiebound.org

These people, Tumblr bloggers, are more interested in the process of crusading than their supposed goal - because it makes them feel good and righteous.

We can’t even get, like, a short girl.

Eh, not really. Every single one of the human male Overwatch characters are ripped with abs.

And this is worth $15 a month . . . how?

I didn’t get it on my first playthrough, but I got it on my second, playing a human noble fighter who was herself a conservative traditionalist. Getting to deliver the “You work for me now” dialogue line was deliciously satisfying.