Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

But they get a free four-year education! DERPY DERPY FUCKING HERP DERP.

Under Bush: If you don't like the war, get out

Umm....that looks like blood. End of argument.

I'm sure I'm not the first to comment on this but...

lets face it the breast cancer awareness campaign is %100 political it was never on american football fields until obama took office hed rather distract hard working american football fans with pink towels then talk about where his birth certificate is or benghazi

...So, up 7-3 in the 5th inning I felt good. This was finally the game where I'd nail the Brandon League 12-Out Save experiment. Despite the fact that my opponent clearly wasn't taking the game very seriously, having brought in Mariano Rivera in the first, I was in no position to turn up my nose. This was, after all,…

Here in the stands, I sat wondering if I could finish my quest of shutting down the all you can eat cart before the 7th inning. The last plate of nachos had left me feeling heartburn. I knew, at that point, I needed a reliever.

"So after Andy Pettite allowed a Carl Crawford home run and Yasiel Puig to ground out, I immediately made the hook to Rivera, much, I'm sure, to the puzzlement of my opponent — the illustrious Jar_Jar_Binks300."

More gripping and more fruitless: same man's quest for a date

I tried using Rivera in Black Ops 2 but it turns out he was just a camper.

Yeah your logic makes sense, let's spend money for an owner that never gave a shit about Blackhawk fans and wanted games on pay-per-view. Let's spend money knowing the product out there is going to suck; BUT AT LEAST WE'RE TRUE FANS RIGHT?

This is not much of a step up...creepy guy in bear suit wandering around outside Wrigley.

Not nearly as terrifying as looking into the stands on Mordecai Brown Foam Finger day.

♫ I’ve been dreading all day for Sunday Night,

Ken Tarr called me a short while later and asked what he would have to do to get a job at Deadspin.

A picture is worth, well, plenty of words:

What a fool! He fucked up his own political career and he fucked up his marriage to Seven of Nine! Is there a Republican out there who ISN'T a total fuck-up?!!! It must be per-requisite for joining the party.