I love Mayim, and I wish she would, for one of these events, find a modest gown that doesn't look like it was made for a geriatric. This grandma of the bride look is getting sad.

They also love Beyonce, and a friend of a friend saw Kanye getting off a plane once.

they need to fire ashleigh, their 19 year old sorority secretary.

Yes, with lots of hands on work. And by "hands on" I mean hands on the trigger while you wave your gun at protesters of all ages and the media.

their actual press release says 'we have two black friends'

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Now that she got kicked out of the sorority she'll have a lot more free time. Does the Ferguson Police Department have a work study program?

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

Fair enough.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Mandatory doesn't mean people don't drive without it unfortunately.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

I've been trapped in Excel spreadsheet hell all week; this joke pleases me immensely ^_^

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Turn down for what?

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.