Would that word be along the lines of “Well I would have had a better moustache except my trimming scissors were blunt, and I had a paper cut on my finger which meant I couldn’t hold them how I’d like to, plus the the light through the bathroom window reflected off the mirror meaning I couldn’t see properly...”

I need to see that.

I’m taking a break from Age of Wonders III, which is taking an age of its own as I’m so slow,  and fancied something a little more physical, so I’ve finally gotten around to playing the free Portal Stories: Mel mod of Portal 2.

My genuine thought process:

But... MV_AGUSTA_man won COTD that day.

It isn’t just racism, there’s also xenophobia and stupidity.

But... all of these look horrible.

“4. A show where unstable people are given poorly running cars and are followed until they have a coveted simultaneous mechanical and nervous breakdown on camera.”

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The only stream I regularly watch - and am maybe addicted to - is Ian Higton’s (aka Platform32) Drunk PUBG. Every Friday he and his childhood mates play PUBG, chat shit and insult each other while getting increasingly drunk. Very fun to watch and very NSFW, too.

Thanks for the suggestion. I haven’t had the same issues as InvadingDuck but I’ve had problems getting a smooth stream on Twitch, having to use the pop-out player and close the original tab to get anything to play. Hopefully it’ll help me on the rare occasions I want to watch something (usually Games Done Quick).

I finished last weekend’s Renegade Ops and thought I’d give Age of Wonders III a try. The way I’m going I’ll be playing it for a long time to come.

“Hello Kansas, what’s happening? Um, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and believe I’m not racist. So if you could do that, that would be great, mkay...? Oh oh! And I almost forgot, ah, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and vote me into the Senate too, ‘kay?”

I managed to finish last weekend’s game, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, during the week and have been playing Renegade Ops since then, so I’ll be playing that. I have one more level of the primary campaign left, and then there’s a secondary, DLC campaign to play that’s a third the length of the main campaign.

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Okay, I’ve finished Monaco - and also discovered my answer last week was Grid 2, so I finished that last weekend too - and I think I’m going to try Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit. I hadn’t heard of it before I got it in a Sega give-away three years ago, and its scores aren’t great, nor indeed plentiful, but I’ll t…

I’ve been playing Monaco all week and hope to finish off the last couple of levels. I can’t see me replaying them to try to get all the loot or complete in one life, so that’ll be it for that for me.

I’ve finished Commander Lilith... for Borderlands 2 (except the raid, I never do those) and I’m now playing Grid 2. I picked it up for free a few months ago and so far I’m glad I didn’t pay for it.

I can only think of twice when Rosberg did it, at least one of which he was punished for, but plenty of times when Hamilton did it punishment free, usually at the first corner with Rosberg on the receiving end. Maybe that’s where Rosberg learned it.