Subject: Urgent action required.

“Give me a minute to get undressed then start letting them in, but only two at a time this evening: My arse is as raw as my steak tartare.

They should have presented him with a black turkey, then watch him either refuse, get incredibly angry, demand it be executed immediately, or a combination of all three.

Unless... they do all of that *wiggles eyebrows*.

After fighting my way through The Witcher for *checks install date* a few days short of TEN GOD-DAMN MONTHS, I have finally finished it. As such, this weekend I will be playing... the Side Effects ‘premium module’ to The Witcher. I’ve already played The Price Of Neutrality this week and started Side Effects, so as soon…

As I said to my mother when I read this elsewhere: This is a school in Merseyside, so all the banned brands will either be fake or stolen anyway.

And if not, it makes the silence all the more mysterious.

I’m now concerned that you think Ryan Felton is your girlfriend, and he thinks you’re his in a “hilarious” misunderstanding.

Continuing her post-truth crusade of alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway is now claiming that the misleading video edit shared by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders last week of an interaction between CNN reporter Jim Acosta and a White House aide was “not altered,” just “sped up.”

Inspired by TVs_Frank.

*Whistles nonchalantly*

You inspired me (and I thought the same thing).

The party of law & order, everybody.

I’d wondered that, but the dictionaries I checked the spelling at didn’t mention anything except lawyers and politicians. Eventually I decided I’d confused ‘shyster’ with Shylock.

Shyster Huckster Slanders.

What is it’s best colour?

“... And she’s a great fuck, too.”

“Wants to have” or “has had”?

The Venn diagram overlap of those two percentages are the people who remember Fox, Breitbart, etc. are considered media.

Nevertheless, Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event