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Thank you for all your rewards - including my personal one - as well as the humour that always cones with them. Both were almost entirely what has made COTD worth waiting for. However enthusiastic someone is about something, there almost always comes a time to give it up, so I hope nobody begrudges your retirement. I…

A relevant article from Friday, specifically the 7th/last listing.

Architects finally driven mad by the lack of Saabs.

Well it was the National Response Coordination Center. If anything, everyone else at the table should be ashamed they didn’t do the same as Pence.

If there were an incriminating email, he’d print it out and shred it.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Sixty-nine, dudes!”

Can you imagine how pissed the trucker would be if it was his mirror which was hit? I’m damn sure he’d have stopped then.

“It is absolutely terrible that this has happened. If anybody out there can offer any help or assistance in putting up the rest of my signs, do please get in touch. Thank you.”

I’m genuinely disappointed with myself.

“This foreigner has been allowed into this great nation of ours, and now considers it okay to criticise our President, the greatest President we have had in some time. This is the kind of disgusting behaviour the Democrats encourage. This woman has come here, seeking refuge, and then betrayed us like this. Terrible.…

What I heard when I saw your ‘shop.

Hooray! Welcome back.

I don’t understand. I was informed Mexico will be paying for the wall.

What is it about precarious positions, Skodas, and telegraph poles?

I agree, and I’m guessing there’s a difference in generation and/or nationality. Werth seems pretty young, whereas I grew up with images of these kinds of buses.

Go to school, especially if you try to do well.

I won’t apply any pressure.

Really? Ugh. I mean I suspected it may be something like that, but I was hoping not.

Trident wasn’t thrilled with Ferrucci, posting a statement on Twitter before Ferrucci did that said the team stood with Maini for the “unsportsmanlike and above all uncivilized behavior that he was forced to endure not only during this last weekend by Santino Ferrucci and [his] father.”