“Funding secured”

Thank you for all your rewards - including my personal one - as well as the humour that always cones with them. Both were almost entirely what has made COTD worth waiting for. However enthusiastic someone is about something, there almost always comes a time to give it up, so I hope nobody begrudges your retirement. I…

A relevant article from Friday, specifically the 7th/last listing.

Architects finally driven mad by the lack of Saabs.

It’s weird to see an Australian play the Stylophone since Rolf Harris was imprisoned. I find myself questioning whether he should be doing it.

Well it was the National Response Coordination Center. If anything, everyone else at the table should be ashamed they didn’t do the same as Pence.

If there were an incriminating email, he’d print it out and shred it.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Sixty-nine, dudes!”

Or the United Nations. Hmm, I wonder what kind of disagreements happen within the Federation.

Can you imagine how pissed the trucker would be if it was his mirror which was hit? I’m damn sure he’d have stopped then.

“It is absolutely terrible that this has happened. If anybody out there can offer any help or assistance in putting up the rest of my signs, do please get in touch. Thank you.”

I’m genuinely disappointed with myself.

“This foreigner has been allowed into this great nation of ours, and now considers it okay to criticise our President, the greatest President we have had in some time. This is the kind of disgusting behaviour the Democrats encourage. This woman has come here, seeking refuge, and then betrayed us like this. Terrible.…

What I heard when I saw your ‘shop.

Hooray! Welcome back.

I don’t understand. I was informed Mexico will be paying for the wall.

What is it about precarious positions, Skodas, and telegraph poles?

I agree, and I’m guessing there’s a difference in generation and/or nationality. Werth seems pretty young, whereas I grew up with images of these kinds of buses.

Oh! Okay. When I looked before I thought there was a required instruction set for 10 which my system didn’t have, but I’ll take another look. Thanks for the tip.

I believe 10 isn’t compatible with my old processor & motherboard chipset.