Wet your hands with clean, running water (warm or cold), turn off the tap, and apply soap.

Hmm, yes, how is my life going? Please excuse me a moment.

I had the same complaint, but you’ve taught me something and made me feel better.

Alonso is, always has been, and always will be a massive bell end.

Hang a big bell behind the bumper. Every lump, bump, swing and sway will make the clapper strike and people will hear you coming. A bit like a cow’s bell, I suppose. A literal cow bell behind the bumper. I’m realising this answer is centuries old as I’m typing.

Thank you (even though the video does autoplay).

You can also get a partial breakdown via the Steam client. Inside the client go Steam > Settings > Account > View Account Details (top right corner) > Account details > View purchase history. If you want to see dates for freebies and retail purchases, albeit without prices, go to ‘View licenses and product key…

I did an image search for ‘Florida woman’ to present a joke prize alongside $kaycog’s, but there is just too much gold to choose from and I’m almost in tears from laughing.

I hope those shorts don’t have rivets.

I’m wondering the same, but I’m also wondering if there’s something we’re missing that makes it a silly suggestion.

The Morris Minor too.

All that for a domain name?

The information recovered from the BlackBerry was handed over to Cohen and his team of attorney Friday.

After almost two months of nothing but occasional games of Spelunky and OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast, in efforts to ease me back in to games and build some enthusiasm, last night I finally fired up The Witcher for the first time since mid-April. I didn’t make any progress on the story or any missions, but hopefully I’ll…

Maybe she tripped and fell into it. I have a similar story from one time when I was vacuuming naked.

Lionel Hutz has ruled himself out with his demands.

You have chosen... poorly.

P/X? I have BMW with V6. I also need you to finance me.

Regular Car Reviews visited the UK a year or two ago, and while the car review videos of things not seen in the USA were good, they did one or two sightseeing videos which were great.