Hey! You show Joan Rivers the respect she deserves. And pass her straw, it’s feeding time.

Maybe it’s Roy Lanchester. He has history in this area.

I did not have sex with Miss Daniels. I did not have an affair with her. BUT if I had then it would have happened many times, and be the best sex she ever had. Unlike the dishonest press, she would have had a lot of respect for me. A LOT.

I’ve found it hard to get back into games since all the shopping for Christmas, Christmas itself, and then new year. It hasn’t helped that I haven’t been particularly taken with Beyond Good & Evil, so trying to pick it up again, especially in the middle of a dungeon, has been disheartening.

Ah, so the other guy died and they’ve had two crackpots in a row. Weird. Maybe someone needs to check the presidential palace for lead piping, or something.

Oh, I thought it was the same guy. I remembered it was Turkmenistan, but clearly not the name, and assumed he was President for life. Was there something about the previous President naming a day of the week after his mother, and something about yoghurt?

Yes, and Splinter assures us that any other reason given is in fact a pathetic excuse.

He has the facts. He has all the facts. He has the best facts, because he has a very good brain and consults with himself daily.

You’re just jealous because Kirk created this, whereas you only have the power to delay and cancel.

... continues wearing a microphone the size of a stapler because he’s too cheap to buy another.

Heart attack?

As I was reading your first paragraph, my mind was drawn to Dick Dastardly, constantly foiled by his own Vulture Squadron, but when left to his own devices, is then the cause of his own downfall.

I’m torn. I think they look good in smaller sizes on smaller or older cars, such as the Starlet and Civic pictured, but the bigger sizes look too empty to me, the spokes being too thin and far apart.

My biggest problem with the name is that it’s self-contradictory. Unless at least three people are involved, of course.

Spelunky. Almost every death is acccompanied with “Noooo! Ugh, that was stupid. Let’s try again”.

“I just saw The Post. Great movie. Terrific. Boy, that’s the kind of press we need now, isn’t it? To report the truth about Obama & Crooked H. Instead all we get is FAKE NEWS!”

Nope:

Fuck off, Bernie!

My 1995 Civic takes an extra half a second to fire up. That doubling of the cranking time can make me worry.

Oh my God, I had them synchronised!