No flute? No sale.

Then where’s your moustache?

Another reason for sales being down in the UK is new car tax rules which started in April, immediately after what I believe were record sales in March. The new rules screw over buyers of new cars - more so for those cars worth over £40,000 - and owners of old cars alike. Future owners of new cars will be fiiiiiiine.

I think it may depend on how ambiguous you are and how slimy or purpose-driven a prosecutor is. “Drop dead” could be interpreted by such a person as a threat, even if most people wouldn’t. “I hope you drop dead” is, as stated, a hope. Another example would be the difference between “you’re going to regret that” and “I…

Aaaah, lights in the skyohwaitIgetit.

Cena shouldn’t feel too bad; many have fallen victim to that couch.

Oh poo, I was hoping you were right. I see the date right there in the URL now too. Never mind.

The Spacey ‘mugging’ was hilarious for me. A press conference to address how he was a victim of a mugging - “oh no, how unfortunate” - on Hampstead Heath - “Hahahahahahahaha! No”. He must have thought what goes on their was secret, when it’s the nation’s foremost known cruising site. I’m pretty sure it’s the only one…

But... The Root keeps telling me 53% of white women voted for trump.

Slightly off topic, but meanwhile in the UK:

It’s often said that the biggest market for convertibles in Europe is the UK, which always confuses people. Some have said it’s optimism, but that doesn’t sound particularly British to me. The truth is that the weather isn’t as bad as people think, we just aren’t happy whatever it’s doing, which is one reason why we…

The guy even screwed up in that clip of his semi-apology; he said the guy cheating wasn’t the guy who killed him. Yes it was, but the guy he accused of cheating and killing him did neither. And even then he tried to deny responsibility, saying he couldn’t have known and blaming the game. Shrourd screwed up, nobody…

I know we sometimes get accused of giving Tesla more than their share of guff here (to be fair, we also get accused of fellating them, so, you know, can’t win)

The thing to take away from this is that Myriam now knows their security camera could see when they were watching porn and masturbating.

Seconded. The only sensation I’m experiencing then is cold. No touch, no friction, only cold. Just saliva can even be too wet.

Could be, could be. As to what else it could be, what are Saleen up to nowadays?

Third paragraph, second line.

“Was invited to see the F-35s today. Said “How can I see them? They’re invisible!” Secretary looked at me like I’M the idiot. Not smart. Sad!”

That’s partly why I’m unsure about his sincerity this year.

Last week I said I will be playing Beyond Good & Evil until further notice. Well further notice is here! Because my graphics card went kaput on Tuesday night while playing, so I won’t be playing anything for a while unless I restart my console back catalogue.