The pride of Jelopnic.

Uh-oh! Who said those course workers could take a break? And I’m sure I heard one of them speaking Mexican.

I’ve never noticed the Shatner similarity before.

So, does this count as SWATting?

Eyeliner may improve handling, but it’s mascara that increases horsepower.

It’s all I’ve ever been able to see it as. More precisely, as I’m of the wrong generation and/or nationality to see Super Friends, my introduction to the Legion was via Family Guy, so I’ve only ever been able to see it as Darth Stewie’s helmet.

Sure, so long as you don’t accidentally drive into 555 or John Player territory.

Two questions:

While I don’t like the idea of another Herbie reboot, I will accept the idea of him being Peter Parker’s first car. It doesn’t even have to show intelligence, just have Parker pull into the school car park and climb out of it.

I like to imagine Betty White is the only person keeping Chuck Norris at bay. If White goes first, Norris will conquer us all.

Believe it or not, we actually have this in the UK. The amount to be paid/allowed to be claimed has gone down since a scandal a few years ago, but both accommodation and travel are both paid.

I like them. They match the shape of the holes in the central grills, too.

I think I’ve seen her comment on Deadspin.

But could it beat The Freeze?

The Queen certainly has a cheeky sense of humour. A quick story for anyone scrolling this far (some of it paraphrased):

World championship winning SEAT is best SEAT.

I’ll be honest, I’m slightly disappointed with the choice of song.